The 18 funniest chuck norris jokes of all time chuck. The expendables 2 ist ein usamerikanischer actionfilm aus dem jahr 2012. In the recently released film the expendables 2, the chuck norris character says that a similar thing happened to him. Jeanclaude van damme and chuck norris on board for expendables 2. Chuck norris fell off his bike once, and the road got chuck rash. During the filming of walker texas ranger, the latter was supposed to seize a rattlesnake. The expendables 2 starring chuck norris has led the weekends box office earnings, surprisingly outselling the bourne legacy. Chuck norris once heard that nothing can kill him submitted 2. Prepare chuck norris public persona to be turned like its been roundhouse kicked in the face. The expendables 2 movie soundtracks what is the name of. Chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke the expendables 2 by timo vehkaoja. The walking dead memes that live on after the characters and season ended. I find this funny because when i travel to czech people are always asking me about chuck norris. Aug 23, 2012 unfortunately, before discussion of expendables 3s logistics can even get off the ground, one team member, chuck norris, has called it quits.
Statham, dolph lundgren, terry crews, randy couture and jet li return, as do bruce willis and arnold schwarzenegger in expanded roles. One of my favorite funny lines from the expendables famous movie quotes, film quotes. Chuck norris delta force 2 end action scene facebook. As he once again invades cinemas in the expendables 2, as a character known. If chuck norris appears in your dream, dont panic, he is only looking for freddy krueger. Jeanclaude van damme and chuck norris on board for.
Since no character really cares to ask how the bullets and rockets came from everywhere, is this a part of the chuck norris joke as well. Since the film skyrocketed to the top of the domestic box office, the expendables 3 is already rumored to be in the works. Strictly speaking, were not sure if thats true or not, be we do know one thing norris can definitely do. Chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke in the expendables. Kyle minogue wishes she had an ass like chuck norris. So he said, devenomed or not, im not about to try it. Aug 19, 2014 chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke in the expendables 2. Chuck norris age and workout the expendables 2 premiere in l. Chuck norris was originally going to be a full member of the team, but who would want to watch a movie what lasted 20 seconds. Its not afraid to wink at the camera, specifically when chuck norris enters the screen and steals the show with the funniest line in the entire film. Rumored expendables 2 cast includes john travolta, chuck.
And if this list is to serve any purpose, we hope it convinces that one wacky uncle to stop buying the latest chuck norris facts book for your. Chuck norris american actor born on march 10, 1940, carlos ray chuck norris is an american martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. Okay, so the idea of chuck norris being expendable is. Chuck norris jokes a selection of the best 30 jokes. Remember when norris claimed that the expendables 2 would. Submit your own chuck norris jokes and facts to our site. Chuck norris has published the official chuck norris fact book.
Chuck norris wont be returning for the expendables 3. They all suddenly get machine gunned down and a rocket takes out a tank. For norris, the experience of working on expendables 2 getting to reunite with old friends and fellow action stars like stallone and schwarzenegger was enough. Expendables 2 chuck norris joke full scene hd fennekin mellow. The mentioned but unconfirmed names for possible roles in the sequel were nicolas cage and john travolta, but neither of them. Jan 18, 2012 the expendables 2 to be rated pg because of chuck norris updated in a new interview, chuck norris seemingly reveals that the expendables 2 will be rated pg, since he insisted on having the foul language in the script removed. Even though the expendables 2 opened at the top of the box office this past weekend to smaller numbers than its predecessor. Chuck norris videos delta force 2 end action scene. John travolta and chuck norris are reported to be joining sylvester stallone and company for the sequel to the hit action film, the expendables. Unfortunately, before discussion of expendables 3s logistics can even get off the ground, one team member, chuck norris, has called it quits. I do not own any of the material presented in this video. Chuck norris turns celebrating his greatest movies the expendables we are back. Chuck norris can tell a black joke without looking over his shoulder. Sep, 2011 while im sitting here waiting for the new twilight trailer to drop, ew have just posted the news that chuck norris and jean claude van damme have been confirmed for the expendables 2 with.
John travolta and chuck norris lined up for the expendables 2. It looks like chuck norris wont be returning for the likelyinevitable expendables 3. It seems fellow former shong sporters shong short in front, long in back chuck norris and jean claude van damme may have joined the cast of the expendables 2. The expendables 2 to be rated pg because of chuck norris. His father, ray norris, was a mechanic, bus driver, and truck driver. Legendary scene from the film the expendables 2, in which chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke. The expendables 2 chuck noris intro cut scene straight from the movie dialoguesif you didnt hear it right barneysylvester stallone. Expendables 2 chuck norris joke full scene hd youtube. Chuck norris is an american martial artist, actionhero actor and media personality.
Sylvester stallone asked chuck norris to include a reference to the chuck norris facts a popular internet meme in the screenplay. The expendables 2 adds a dash of jeanclaude van damme, as the villainous jean vilain, and two pinches of liam hemsworth and chuck norris to create a cinematic museum of immortal action legends. The expendables 2 movie soundtracks what is the name of the. Chuck norris says he wont return for the expendables 3. Aug 21, 2012 expendables 2 chuck norris joke full scene hd fennekin mellow. From 1968 through 1974, he held the worlds middleweight karate championship title. The expendables 2 is a 2012 american action film directed by simon west, written by richard. Theres probably a giant overlap of people who think chuck norris is lolworthy and people who think the expendables is the best film ever, so news that norris has demanded the sequel be released as a pg should cause a ruckus among his fans. Chuck norris can see around corners with his penis. Chuck norris accepted invitations and jumped in tandem with members of the golden knights on sunday before bush leaped. After serving in the united states air force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist, and has since founded his own school, chun kuk do.
Funny chuck norris scene in the expendables 2 chuck norris making his own jokes. Chuck norris, as walker, goes undercover as a convict at a rough arkansas maximum security prison to investigate guards who are staging and. Apr 18, 2012 chuck norris is one of the new arrivals to the expendables franchise, joining jeanclaude van damme and liam hemsworth in a movie so masculine several women have become pregnant just reading this. One of the chuck norris facts specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him is mentioned in the expendables 2. The 71yearold norris is expected to make a brief appearance in the movie. Chuck norris expendables 2 image lands movies empire. The expendables 2 9gag has the best funny pics, gifs, videos, gaming, anime, manga, movie, tv, cosplay, sport, food, memes, cute, fail, wtf photos on the internet. Aug 23, 2012 chuck norris says he wont return for the expendables 3. Vote for your favorite chuck norris facts jokes with our 5star chuck norris facts jokes rating system. Sep 01, 2012 the expendables 2 movie soundtracks what is the name of the song that played when chuck norris appears. Producer avi lerner claims to have snagged nicolas cage for. He was an executive producer of walker, texas ranger 1993 as well as the.
Chuck norris was supposed to be in the movie halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for michael meyers to stab himself in fear. Chuck norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as the hitman 1991, the delta force 1986 and delta force 2. Also on board for the expendables 2 is the legendary chuck norris. Hi, i have just been to cinema to watch the expendables 2 today. Chuck norris jokes 4 chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Aug 23, 2012 of course, the expendables 2 made it into north american theaters with its rrating intact, which may not have settled well with the films conservative costar. The expendables 2 movie soundtracks what is the name of the song that played when chuck norris appears. American action star chuck norris first learned martial arts while serving in the air force. Jeanclaude van damme, too, although i feel bad for him here since its tough to not be overshadowed by the chuckster in a headline. Chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke the expendables 2. No theory of evolution chuck norris jokes there is no theory of evolutio. The expendables when chuck norris makes a chuck norris joke. Chuck norris bitten by cobra, 5 days of excruciating pain, cobra finally died.
But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. Randy couture hopes expendables 4 gets greenlit this spring, but nothing is definitive about returning in the expendables 3, chuck norris had this to say. The expendables 2chuck noriss funny introfull scene. See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. During this period, he made his film debut in the wrecking crew 1968 and his tv bow on a 1970 episode of room 222. Chuck norris ends his career to care for his seriously ill wife chuck norris turns 74, celebrating his greatest movies see more. Chuck norris tells a chuck norris joke in the expendables 2. Chuck norris is done with the expendables digital trends. Have our musclethrobbing, oldman actionstar dreams. The expendables 2 2012 chuck norris as booker imdb. When chuck norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck norris jokes at the expendables 2 premiere duration.
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